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GNBNC Interviews President Donald Trump as Markets Crash

SQUALL: Sir, here is a chart of the markets today…

TRUMP: That’s outdated. Here’s the latest chart… See? See that black line? The markets are WAY up. They’re at historic highs.

STONE: Can’t argue with the numbers, Preena.

TRUMP: At this rate, the markets will be at, I don’t know, a quatrillion, before they close today.

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Dan Snyder to Buy Manchester United: Press Conference Transcript

Man U fans, who have been vocally unhappy about the ownership of the Red Devils by the Glaser family, have gotten their wish. The team has been sold. To Washington Redskins Football Team Commanders owner Dan Snyder. We go now to Old Trafford, where Dan Snyder is taking questions from the media. 

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Episode 38 of CCN&O – Lingerie Football, Dieting Forks, Corporate Culture and Other Oxymorons