Top Five Similarities, Differences between Tebow & Jesus
With the Broncos' win over the Steelers yesterday in the NFL Wild Card Playoff Game, Tebow-mania is sure to get bigger than ever.
Given Tim Tebow's much noted devotion to Jesus Christ, I thought it would be a good time to compare the two.
Thus I respectfully submit the Top Five Similarities and the Top Five Differences between Tim Tebow and Jesus Christ:
Top Five Similarities |
Top Five Differences |
5. Early in both of their careers, people would say about them, “He’s a nice guy and all, but he’s no savior.” |
5. Jesus could grow a decent beard. |
4. Jesus had the Pharisees, Tebow has the sports pundits. |
4. Google Tim Tebow: 4,900,000 hits Google Jesus: 154,000,000 hits |
3. Jesus had God looking over his shoulder; Tebow has Elway looking over his shoulder. |
3. Jesus turned water into wine; Tebow has turned whine into “what th’???” |
2. Both grew up with a strong mom and had 11 devoted teammates (for Tebow, you have to include the field goal kicker). |
2. Ancient Rome hated Jesus; Jim Rome loves Tebow. |
1. The critics of both men said they’d never play on Sunday. |
1. Jesus’ fans didn’t think he could walk on water, but he could. With Tebow, it’s the opposite. |
Got any other respectful similarities or differences? Post them below!