Just in time.... Headline Humor for Tuesday, March 22, 2011!

  • Macchio on Top during Dancing Season Premiere- http://ow.ly/4jzzh - Macchio survives Kirstie Alley's attempt to “sweep the knee.”
  • Tween Brands to Limit Toxic Cadmium in its Jewelry- http://ow.ly/4jzgC - Consumer advocates hail move, saying, “Duh.”
  • Florida Pastor Oversees Quran Burning- http://ow.ly/4jz8G – Says “God spoke to me and said I needed more attention and money.”
  • WHO says China Complies on Vaccines- http://ow.ly/4jzmE - WHO DOES? Yes. WHO SAYS? Naturally. NATURALLY SAYS? No, who does. NATURALLY. Yes. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT!!!
  • Why Knut The Bear Is Like Lindsay Lohan- http://ow.ly/4jyXt - Either in a headline drives more traffic. Contrive to get both in & you are golden.

This has been Headline Humor for Tuesday, March 22, 2011! Have a great day!!.

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