It's Headline Humor for Wednesday, March 16, 2011!

• Pepsi Unveils 100% plant-based bottle. http://ow.ly/4fAiG - Kudzu bottles turn 12-pack into 24-pack by the time you get home from store.
• NTSB: Sleep Aids OK in Fighting Pilot Fatigue. http://ow.ly/4fAv3 - The Creepy Green Butterfly of Darkness is my Copilot.
• 'American Pie' Actor Checks into Treatment Center. http://ow.ly/4fACO - Star stays optimistic: “This'll be easy as pie.”
• Woman Goes to VA Court with Tiny Monkey in Bra. http://ow.ly/4fAKP - Dangling Prehensile Alert: Was the tiny monkey wearing a bra?
• VA Tornado Drill Held. http://ow.ly/4fAUx - True: HS student told to be very quiet asks “Why? If we're noisy will the tornado find us?”

This has been Headline Humor for Wednesday, March 16, 2011. Have a great day!! And RIP Page Wilson.

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