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I’ve invented the first truly effective SPAM filter. It doesn’t stop SPAM before it gets into your computer. It stops SPAM before it leaves your computer. Here are some messages I found in my SPAM filter mailbox when I looked …
NASA: Rocket probably in Ocean after Failed Launch –
http://ow.ly/49tyT – PROBABLY???????? 63% Under 30 Admit Driving While on Phone –
http://ow.ly/49tD8 – 20% of those surveyed in phone poll were driving at the time. Sen. Kerry: Prepare But Don’t Yet Implement No-Fly Zone –
http://ow.ly/49tFV – So he’s both for and against the no-fly zone? Kathy Griffin Says She’s Dating Old Spice Guy- h
ttp://ow.ly/49tJi – Griffin then calls his mom a wh*re, but it’s OK cause she’s a comedian. Armies of Expensive Lawyers, Replaced by Cheaper Software –
http://ow.ly/49tPL – In response, American Bar Association vows to sue “Technology.”
This has been Headline Humor for Monday, March 7, 2011. Have a great day!!
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