My latest humor column is in the Chesterfield Observer today (both print and online). This column may be one of my favorites ever. Here are the first few lines – I hope you like it and will click on the … Continue reading →
From one of the great books and perhaps the best writing manual of ALL TIME. 🙂 Read the entire “Be clear” passage below (I wasn’t going to type the whole thing). Among the outstanding lines: “Muddiness is not merely a … Continue reading →
Today is my mom’s 71st birthday – Happy Birthday Mom!!! In honor of the occasion, I will tell a couple stories… My mom was a Depression-era child (in a family with 12 kids! …any other Irish Catholics in the house?? … Continue reading →
Last month, after executing the military coup that deposed dictator President Hosni Mubarak, one of the first things that the Egyptian military did was… set up a Facebook page. Check it out at www.facebook.com/ELGayesh.Elmasry.
Read the whole story about revolutions, Twitter and the Egyptian Military’s relationship status in my latest column in the Chesterfield Observer: http://bit.ly/ij4TCK, which went live today..
Trevor Bayne, 20, Wins at Daytona – http://ow.ly/41q4a. Bayne says race was “very realistic – almost like being in a video game!” Jennifer Aniston Debuts New Bob – http://ow.ly/41qj2. Wait – why would she do just one? Oops… misread the … Continue reading →
OK, you may have heard me in the past talk about how complicated the world has gotten, even when it comes to our pets. If you haven’t, check out this video:
Well, last night at a Super Bowl party I heard a story that tops even that. A friend’s family hamster… ok, to be fair, it is a pygmy hamster… has had brain surgery. TWICE. Total cost of two brain surgeries for a pygmy hamster: $120. Total cost for a brand new (and possibly identical) pygmy hamster: $30.
A couple points:
I’m not saying the family shouldn’t have had brain surgery performed on the hamster (…um, twice). I’m saying that the world has gotten infinitely more complicated than it used to be, and with that come additional stresses.
That said, the cost of the two brain surgeries added up to four times the cost of a new hamster. If the hamster were a car, he’d be declared “totaled” and be towed to a hamster junk yard.
And finally – $120 for two brain surgeries??? Forget Obamacare. How do we institute Hamstercare?.