Headline Humor for Monday, March 7, 2011

  • NASA: Rocket probably in Ocean after Failed Launch – http://ow.ly/49tyT – PROBABLY????????
  • 63% Under 30 Admit Driving While on Phone – http://ow.ly/49tD8 – 20% of those surveyed in phone poll were driving at the time.
  • Sen. Kerry: Prepare But Don’t Yet Implement No-Fly Zone – http://ow.ly/49tFV – So he’s both for and against the no-fly zone?
  • Kathy Griffin Says She’s Dating Old Spice Guy- http://ow.ly/49tJi – Griffin then calls his mom a wh*re, but it’s OK cause she’s a comedian.
  • Armies of Expensive Lawyers, Replaced by Cheaper Software – http://ow.ly/49tPL – In response, American Bar Association vows to sue “Technology.”

This has been Headline Humor for Monday, March 7, 2011. Have a great day!!.

Technological Revolution

Last month, after executing the military coup that deposed dictator President Hosni Mubarak, one of the first things that the Egyptian military did was… set up a Facebook page. Check it out at www.facebook.com/ELGayesh.Elmasry.

Read the whole story about revolutions, Twitter and the Egyptian Military’s relationship status in my latest column in the Chesterfield Observer: http://bit.ly/ij4TCK, which went live today..

Headline Humor for Tuesday, March 1, 2011


Can Geoengineering put the Freeze on Global Warming? http://ow.ly/464Pk. Hey, that’s a Palindrome!: “Can you say unintended consequences?” OK, not really. But yes, really… Frommer’s picks top 10 Airport Restaurants –http://ow.ly/464Yi. Story lists all seven winners! Children Seem to Gain … Continue reading

Headline Humor – Thursday, Feb. 24, 2011


On Vegas airline, holographs of Vegas stars give safety briefings –http://ow.ly/42Aty. So let me get this straight – Deano and Sammy are gone but we’re stuck with Wayne Newton and Carrot Top forever? Holograms could give virtual meetings new life-http://ow.ly/42AK6. … Continue reading