I cut my yard in various directions, because it makes the chore a little less boring and it’s good for the grass.
But I also make sure to match the pattern in the back yard to the pattern in the front yard.
Because the last time the Google satellite (they have one, right?) came over taking picture, it caught my yard pointing in two different directions, and I will be DAMNED if I will go through that embarrassment ever again!
This joke was so not worth it….