Thursday, March 31, 2011: HEADLINE HUMOR IS BACK – And this time it’s humorsonal…

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Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in ‘Governator’ Comic, TV Show – http://ow.ly/4qmhL – Still unsure whether it’s a comedy, tragedy or disaster theme. Fossil Crowns Massive Rabbit ‘King’ – http://ow.ly/4qmjq – Speculation now that classic children’s book The Giant Carrot was … Continue reading

From Headline Humor Headquarters in Midlothian, Va., it’s HEADLINE HUMOR for Friday, March 25, 2011!!

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Overweight American Riders Affect Safety of City Buses- http://ow.ly/4mnZ7 – Next: “Overweight Americans throw off Earth’s rotation.” Virginia Offers Rest Area Naming Rights- http://ow.ly/4moa – Red Bull, Imodium, Depends & Purell in furious bidding war. Brazilian Dr. Dishes about Gadhafi’s … Continue reading

Just in time…. Headline Humor for Tuesday, March 22, 2011!

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Macchio on Top during Dancing Season Premiere- http://ow.ly/4jzzh – Macchio survives Kirstie Alley’s attempt to “sweep the knee.” Tween Brands to Limit Toxic Cadmium in its Jewelry- http://ow.ly/4jzgC – Consumer advocates hail move, saying, “Duh.” Florida Pastor Oversees Quran Burning- … Continue reading

It’s…. Headline Humor for FRIDAY, March 18, 2011!!

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Kevin Costner Joins “Superman” http://ow.ly/4hrgW – Superman rescues Costner character from paper bag after he can’t act his way out. RoboNurse: Coming Soon to a Hospital Near You? http://ow.ly/4hrva – Money-saving move intended to reduce requests for sponge baths. iPad … Continue reading

It’s Headline Humor for Wednesday, March 16, 2011!

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Pepsi Unveils 100% plant-based bottle. http://ow.ly/4fAiG – Kudzu bottles turn 12-pack into 24-pack by the time you get home from store. NTSB: Sleep Aids OK in Fighting Pilot Fatigue. http://ow.ly/4fAv3 – The Creepy Green Butterfly of Darkness is my Copilot. … Continue reading