From Headline Humor Headquarters in Midlothian, Va., it’s HEADLINE HUMOR for Friday, March 25, 2011!!


Overweight American Riders Affect Safety of City Buses- – Next: “Overweight Americans throw off Earth’s rotation.” Virginia Offers Rest Area Naming Rights- – Red Bull, Imodium, Depends & Purell in furious bidding war. Brazilian Dr. Dishes about Gadhafi’s … Continue reading

Headline Humor for Monday, March 7, 2011

  • NASA: Rocket probably in Ocean after Failed Launch – – PROBABLY????????
  • 63% Under 30 Admit Driving While on Phone – – 20% of those surveyed in phone poll were driving at the time.
  • Sen. Kerry: Prepare But Don’t Yet Implement No-Fly Zone – – So he’s both for and against the no-fly zone?
  • Kathy Griffin Says She’s Dating Old Spice Guy- – Griffin then calls his mom a wh*re, but it’s OK cause she’s a comedian.
  • Armies of Expensive Lawyers, Replaced by Cheaper Software – – In response, American Bar Association vows to sue “Technology.”

This has been Headline Humor for Monday, March 7, 2011. Have a great day!!.

Technological Revolution

Last month, after executing the military coup that deposed dictator President Hosni Mubarak, one of the first things that the Egyptian military did was… set up a Facebook page. Check it out at

Read the whole story about revolutions, Twitter and the Egyptian Military’s relationship status in my latest column in the Chesterfield Observer:, which went live today..