Overweight American Riders Affect Safety of City Buses- http://ow.ly/4mnZ7 – Next: “Overweight Americans throw off Earth’s rotation.” Virginia Offers Rest Area Naming Rights- http://ow.ly/4moa – Red Bull, Imodium, Depends & Purell in furious bidding war. Brazilian Dr. Dishes about Gadhafi’s … Continue reading
- NASA: Rocket probably in Ocean after Failed Launch – http://ow.ly/49tyT – PROBABLY????????
- 63% Under 30 Admit Driving While on Phone – http://ow.ly/49tD8 – 20% of those surveyed in phone poll were driving at the time.
- Sen. Kerry: Prepare But Don’t Yet Implement No-Fly Zone – http://ow.ly/49tFV – So he’s both for and against the no-fly zone?
- Kathy Griffin Says She’s Dating Old Spice Guy- http://ow.ly/49tJi – Griffin then calls his mom a wh*re, but it’s OK cause she’s a comedian.
- Armies of Expensive Lawyers, Replaced by Cheaper Software – http://ow.ly/49tPL – In response, American Bar Association vows to sue “Technology.”
This has been Headline Humor for Monday, March 7, 2011. Have a great day!!.
Last month, after executing the military coup that deposed dictator President Hosni Mubarak, one of the first things that the Egyptian military did was… set up a Facebook page. Check it out at www.facebook.com/ELGayesh.Elmasry.