Headline Humor for Tuesday, March 08, 2011

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‘Amazing’ albatross raises chick at age 60 – http://ow.ly/4ayo0 – TLC & CurrentTV in bidding war for bird reality show. Warner ‘Likes’ Facebook Movie Rentals – http://ow.ly/4ayhZ – In response to new threat, movie theaters raise popcorn prices. Grocery-shopping mistakes … Continue reading

Headline Humor for Monday, March 7, 2011

  • NASA: Rocket probably in Ocean after Failed Launch – http://ow.ly/49tyT – PROBABLY????????
  • 63% Under 30 Admit Driving While on Phone – http://ow.ly/49tD8 – 20% of those surveyed in phone poll were driving at the time.
  • Sen. Kerry: Prepare But Don’t Yet Implement No-Fly Zone – http://ow.ly/49tFV – So he’s both for and against the no-fly zone?
  • Kathy Griffin Says She’s Dating Old Spice Guy- http://ow.ly/49tJi – Griffin then calls his mom a wh*re, but it’s OK cause she’s a comedian.
  • Armies of Expensive Lawyers, Replaced by Cheaper Software – http://ow.ly/49tPL – In response, American Bar Association vows to sue “Technology.”

This has been Headline Humor for Monday, March 7, 2011. Have a great day!!.

Headline Humor for Wednesday, March 2, 2011

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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: Due to concerns about reader health and sanity, the Headline Humor segment has been declared a “Sheen-Free Zone.” Please feel free to come to the Headline Humor segment with your children, your parents, your first-grade teacher the little … Continue reading

Headline Humor for Tuesday, March 1, 2011

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Can Geoengineering put the Freeze on Global Warming? http://ow.ly/464Pk. Hey, that’s a Palindrome!: “Can you say unintended consequences?” OK, not really. But yes, really… Frommer’s picks top 10 Airport Restaurants –http://ow.ly/464Yi. Story lists all seven winners! Children Seem to Gain … Continue reading

Headline Humor – Thursday, Feb. 24, 2011

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On Vegas airline, holographs of Vegas stars give safety briefings –http://ow.ly/42Aty. So let me get this straight – Deano and Sammy are gone but we’re stuck with Wayne Newton and Carrot Top forever? Holograms could give virtual meetings new life-http://ow.ly/42AK6. … Continue reading

Super Model Math: 1999 Fabio hit a goose

In 1999, Fabio hit a goose on a roller coaster (Fabio was on the coaster) http://ow.ly/3Zrr0, cutting his nose (Fabio’s). If Fabio had hit the 20-lb goose head-on, at a closing speed of 110 mph, it would have killed him (Fabio). Even if he’d hit the goose from the side, at 70 mph, Fabio’s probably dead. Therefore, Fabio must have hit the goose… from behind. Fabio cut his nose on a goose’s butt.

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