From Headline Humor Headquarters in Midlothian, Va., it’s HEADLINE HUMOR for Friday, March 25, 2011!!

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Overweight American Riders Affect Safety of City Buses- http://ow.ly/4mnZ7 – Next: “Overweight Americans throw off Earth’s rotation.” Virginia Offers Rest Area Naming Rights- http://ow.ly/4moa – Red Bull, Imodium, Depends & Purell in furious bidding war. Brazilian Dr. Dishes about Gadhafi’s … Continue reading

Just in time…. Headline Humor for Tuesday, March 22, 2011!

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Macchio on Top during Dancing Season Premiere- http://ow.ly/4jzzh – Macchio survives Kirstie Alley’s attempt to “sweep the knee.” Tween Brands to Limit Toxic Cadmium in its Jewelry- http://ow.ly/4jzgC – Consumer advocates hail move, saying, “Duh.” Florida Pastor Oversees Quran Burning- … Continue reading

It’s…. Headline Humor for FRIDAY, March 18, 2011!!

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Kevin Costner Joins “Superman” http://ow.ly/4hrgW – Superman rescues Costner character from paper bag after he can’t act his way out. RoboNurse: Coming Soon to a Hospital Near You? http://ow.ly/4hrva – Money-saving move intended to reduce requests for sponge baths. iPad … Continue reading

Headline Humor for Monday, March 14, 2011!

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Trump Says He’s Serious about Possible 2012 Bid – http://bit.ly/eaJw12 – The Donald already endorsed by Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, David Letterman, Conan O’Brien and The Enquirer. Redistricting: Va. House Delegation Protects Itself – http://ow.ly/4dU94 – Incumbents: “If not us, … Continue reading

Headline Humor for Thursday, March 10, 2011!

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NHTSA to Look into Burns from Car Seat Heaters- http://ow.ly/4bQt6 – Auto industry developing smoke detectors in center consoles. Dalai Lama Giving up Role as Political Leader- http://ow.ly/4bQKC. Will spend more time on golf game. #Gungagalunga. #Caddyshack #bighitter Carlos Slim … Continue reading