Thursday, March 31, 2011: HEADLINE HUMOR IS BACK – And this time it’s humorsonal…


Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in ‘Governator’ Comic, TV Show – – Still unsure whether it’s a comedy, tragedy or disaster theme. Fossil Crowns Massive Rabbit ‘King’ – – Speculation now that classic children’s book The Giant Carrot was … Continue reading

Technological Revolution

Last month, after executing the military coup that deposed dictator President Hosni Mubarak, one of the first things that the Egyptian military did was… set up a Facebook page. Check it out at

Read the whole story about revolutions, Twitter and the Egyptian Military’s relationship status in my latest column in the Chesterfield Observer:, which went live today..

Headline Humor for Wednesday, March 2, 2011


SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: Due to concerns about reader health and sanity, the Headline Humor segment has been declared a “Sheen-Free Zone.” Please feel free to come to the Headline Humor segment with your children, your parents, your first-grade teacher the little … Continue reading

Headline Humor for Friday, Feb. 25, 2011


Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michael Douglas Involved in Paparazzi Scuffle: Report – – Zeta-Jones kicks butt, Douglas loses a tennis ball from his walker. World watches in rapt horror as madman lashes out violently against enemies. But enough about Charlie Sheen… … Continue reading

Headline Humor – Thursday, Feb. 24, 2011


On Vegas airline, holographs of Vegas stars give safety briefings – So let me get this straight – Deano and Sammy are gone but we’re stuck with Wayne Newton and Carrot Top forever? Holograms could give virtual meetings new life- … Continue reading

Headline Humor – Monday, Feb. 21, 2011


Obama: US needs better math, science ed – Echoes Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter; similar progress expected. Music exec slams Grammys as “hypocrisies & contradictions” Also: Political consultant slams politics as “too political.” West beats East in All-Star … Continue reading