My latest humor column is in the Chesterfield Observer today (both print and online). This column may be one of my favorites ever. Here are the first few lines – I hope you like it and will click on the link to read the whole article:
We three kings of Black Friday are…
by Chuck Hansen
Chesterfield Observer – Dec. 7, 2011
There is no proof that the Three Wise Men purchased their gifts for the baby Jesus at Black Friday sales. But based on the apparent importance of this perennial commercial blood bath, I’m sure it’s just a matter of time before archeologists dig up a papyrus scroll from Thanksgiving Day in the year 3 B.C. loaded with ads for the Tent-Mart at the Shoppes on Silk Road.
This Friday only starting at 2 a.m.!!! 30% off all Gold pacifiers! 2 available!!
40% off Frankincense with purchase of bath towels! 3 scent sticks available!! 50% off all 58-inch flat-screen Myrrhs! 1 per customer, 2 available!!