Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in ‘Governator’ Comic, TV Show – http://ow.ly/4qmhL – Still unsure whether it’s a comedy, tragedy or disaster theme.
Prince William Won’t Wear a Wedding Band – http://ow.ly/4qmr7 – However, experts question he’ll be able to pass himself off as unmarried in pubs.
Syrian president orders study on emergency laws – http://ow.ly/4qmsG – Promises report within 40 years.
In Japan, Sarkozy Calls for New Global Nuclear Standards – http://ow.ly/4qmua – Building on recent successes, French president advocates bombing nuclear plants.
CIA Officers Working with Libya Rebels – http://ow.ly/4qmwq – Quick progress made on new national anthem: “Pop Goes the Weasel.”
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