Thursday, March 31, 2011: HEADLINE HUMOR IS BACK – And this time it’s humorsonal…

Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in ‘Governator’ Comic, TV Show – http://ow.ly/4qmhLStill unsure whether it’s a comedy, tragedy or disaster theme.

Fossil Crowns Massive Rabbit ‘King’ – http://ow.ly/4qmjq – Speculation now that classic children’s book The Giant Carrot was actually a prophesy.

Supreme Court Hears Argument in Wal-Mart Sex Bias Caim – http://ow.ly/4qmmt. In “unrelated” story: Wal-Mart U.S. Leader Warns of ‘Serious’ Inflation – http://ow.ly/4qmoPHey, is that a threat?

Prince William Won’t Wear a Wedding Band – http://ow.ly/4qmr7 – However, experts question he’ll be able to pass himself off as unmarried in pubs.

Syrian president orders study on emergency laws – http://ow.ly/4qmsG – Promises report within 40 years.

In Japan, Sarkozy Calls for New Global Nuclear Standards – http://ow.ly/4qmua – Building on recent successes, French president advocates bombing nuclear plants.

CIA Officers Working with Libya Rebels – http://ow.ly/4qmwq – Quick progress made on new national anthem: “Pop Goes the Weasel.”

Dis haz beeen HEDLAHN HUMMER for Tursday, Mahch Turdy First. Haf a great day!!!.