- Kevin Costner Joins “Superman” http://ow.ly/4hrgW – Superman rescues Costner character from paper bag after he can’t act his way out.
- RoboNurse: Coming Soon to a Hospital Near You? http://ow.ly/4hrva – Money-saving move intended to reduce requests for sponge baths.
- iPad Fuels Flight of Paperless Planes-http://ow.ly/4hrBG – A paperless airplane? Sounds like what your imaginary friend played with…
- NY Times’ Website Moving from Free to Fees- http://ow.ly/4hrGF – NYTimes subhead: “The poor to be disproportionately impacted.”
- Batman Butler, Actor Michael Gough, Dies- http://ow.ly/4hrP8 – Spent career trying, failing, to prevent “Batman butler” obit headline.
This has been Headline Humor for FRIDAY, March 18, 2011!! Have a great day!.