- Pepsi Unveils 100% plant-based bottle. http://ow.ly/4fAiG – Kudzu bottles turn 12-pack into 24-pack by the time you get home from store.
- NTSB: Sleep Aids OK in Fighting Pilot Fatigue. http://ow.ly/4fAv3 – The Creepy Green Butterfly of Darkness is my Copilot.
- ‘American Pie’ Actor Checks into Treatment Center. http://ow.ly/4fACO – Star stays optimistic: “This’ll be easy as pie.”
- Woman Goes to VA Court with Tiny Monkey in Bra. http://ow.ly/4fAKP – Dangling Prehensile Alert: Was the tiny monkey wearing a bra?
- VA Tornado Drill Held. http://ow.ly/4fAUx – True: HS student told to be very quiet asks “Why? If we’re noisy will the tornado find us?”
This has been Headline Humor for Wednesday, March 16, 2011. Have a great day!! And RIP Page Wilson.