- NHTSA to Look into Burns from Car Seat Heaters- http://ow.ly/4bQt6 – Auto industry developing smoke detectors in center consoles.
- Dalai Lama Giving up Role as Political Leader- http://ow.ly/4bQKC. Will spend more time on golf game. #Gungagalunga. #Caddyshack #bighitter
- Carlos Slim still 1st on Forbes Richest List- http://ow.ly/4bQWM. Dual-threat Slim also 2nd on Coolest Name List (no. 1: Shaka Smart).
- Washington, D.C. Ranked Top ‘Twitter Town’-http://ow.ly/4bRa4. Pols say: Twitter allows perfect level of issue complexity.
This has been Headline Humor for Thursday, March 10, 2011. Have a great day!!!