Thursday, March 31, 2011: HEADLINE HUMOR IS BACK – And this time it’s humorsonal…


Arnold Schwarzenegger to Star in ‘Governator’ Comic, TV Show – – Still unsure whether it’s a comedy, tragedy or disaster theme. Fossil Crowns Massive Rabbit ‘King’ – – Speculation now that classic children’s book The Giant Carrot was … Continue reading

From Headline Humor Headquarters in Midlothian, Va., it’s HEADLINE HUMOR for Friday, March 25, 2011!!


Overweight American Riders Affect Safety of City Buses- – Next: “Overweight Americans throw off Earth’s rotation.” Virginia Offers Rest Area Naming Rights- – Red Bull, Imodium, Depends & Purell in furious bidding war. Brazilian Dr. Dishes about Gadhafi’s … Continue reading

If there’s one thing about the world you need to know…


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If there’s one thing you need to know about the world, it is three things… I tend to look at the world in a binary way: it’s either black or white. Or shades of gray. Evolution or creationism? I say… … Continue reading

As God is my witness, never again!

I cut my yard in various directions, because it makes the chore a little less boring and it’s good for the grass.

But I also make sure to match the pattern in the back yard to the pattern in the front yard.

Because the last time the Google satellite (they have one, right?) came over taking picture, it caught my yard pointing in two different directions, and I will be DAMNED if I will go through that embarrassment ever again!

This joke was so not worth it….