Coping with change in a healthy way; or, avoiding the comb-over


The ancient Chinese curse of “May you live in interesting times” is getting a work out these days, and I don’t think it’s over. The fuse seems lit for any number of expanding crises, from the Mid-East and North Africa … Continue reading

Headline Humor for Friday, Feb. 25, 2011


Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michael Douglas Involved in Paparazzi Scuffle: Report – – Zeta-Jones kicks butt, Douglas loses a tennis ball from his walker. World watches in rapt horror as madman lashes out violently against enemies. But enough about Charlie Sheen… … Continue reading

Headline Humor – Thursday, Feb. 24, 2011


On Vegas airline, holographs of Vegas stars give safety briefings – So let me get this straight – Deano and Sammy are gone but we’re stuck with Wayne Newton and Carrot Top forever? Holograms could give virtual meetings new life- … Continue reading

Super Model Math: 1999 Fabio hit a goose

In 1999, Fabio hit a goose on a roller coaster (Fabio was on the coaster), cutting his nose (Fabio’s). If Fabio had hit the 20-lb goose head-on, at a closing speed of 110 mph, it would have killed him (Fabio). Even if he’d hit the goose from the side, at 70 mph, Fabio’s probably dead. Therefore, Fabio must have hit the goose… from behind. Fabio cut his nose on a goose’s butt.


Headline Humor – Monday, Feb. 21, 2011


Obama: US needs better math, science ed – Echoes Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter; similar progress expected. Music exec slams Grammys as “hypocrisies & contradictions” Also: Political consultant slams politics as “too political.” West beats East in All-Star … Continue reading